[mOiOz]

FIRM UP​

FIRM UP

One morning while making breakfast, Sam walked up to his wife Ruth.
He pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning Sam woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his family jewels.
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother".

 

[robbie's]

 

[Tervueren]

Love it

 

[Gazman]

FIRM UP​

FIRM UP

One morning while making breakfast, Sam walked up to his wife Ruth.
He pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning Sam woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his family jewels.
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother".

Excellent response, knew it was coming, ha ha.

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Love it

 

[mOiOz]

BEST TO WHISPER

A young man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice,
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the packed library started staring at the man, who was
deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The man responded in a loud voice:
"$800 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

Everyone now looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to mess with people".

 

[Macarj]

FIRM UP​

FIRM UP

One morning while making breakfast, Sam walked up to his wife Ruth.
He pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning Sam woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his family jewels.
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother".

You can't beat a women I gave up trying many years ago. My wife has such a great sarcastic sense of humour

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

FIRM UP​

FIRM UP

One morning while making breakfast, Sam walked up to his wife Ruth.
He pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning Sam woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his family jewels.
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother".

Lol that would have shut him up Lol Good one

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

BEST TO WHISPER

A young man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice,
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

Everyone in the packed library started staring at the man, who was
deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"
The man responded in a loud voice:
"$800 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

Everyone now looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to mess with people".

Lol Man that will teach her a lesson Lol

 

[mOiOz]

 

[Ezzy]

FIRM UP​

FIRM UP

One morning while making breakfast, Sam walked up to his wife Ruth.
He pinched her on the butt and said,
"If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning Sam woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said,
"You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his family jewels.
With a death grip in place, she said,
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother".

Talk about a bit on the side.

Reminds me of the prostitute who went in to have her appendix out. She told the Surgeon not to close the incision because she wanted to have a bit on the side.

 

[Defiant540]

Talk about a bit on the side.

Reminds me of the prostitute who went in to have her appendix out. She told the Surgeon not to close the incision because she wanted to have a bit on the side.

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