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Finishing School
Myrna and Sadie were catching up at their 10th high school reunion.
"So," Myrna said, "I heard you went to a fancy finishing school after high school."
"Indeed, I did," Sadie responded.
"You should have gone to a good college like I did. Look at me. I have a wealthy husband now."
"Fantastic," Sadie murmured.
"I travel all over the world, collecting priceless possessions."
"Fantastic," Sadie said.
"I learned to speak four languages fluently."
"Fantastic," Sadie said again.
"So, what did you learn in that fancy finishing school to make you a good life?"
With a flip of her hair, Sadie replied, "I learned to say 'fantastic' when I mean 'bullsh-t'."
