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Finally, some blonde Men jokes

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts,
"Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do.....
it's for dry hair and I just wet mine!"

A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat.
It says on the envelope,
DO NOT BEND.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "This is her husband!"
 
Finally, some blonde Men jokes

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts,
"Did you find the shampoo?"
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do.....
it's for dry hair and I just wet mine!"

A blonde man spots a letter on his doormat.
It says on the envelope,
DO NOT BEND.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.
"No!" he shouts, "This is her husband!"
Very very funny pmsl
 

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