[Luckyus]

Fay's Jokes Wind Everybody Up​

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only relief she got from her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge club relationship was that Fay loved to tell off-color stories and the girls didn't want to hear them. To teach Fay a lesson, the other women decided that the next time she told an off-color story, they'd just get up, walk out, meet at another home but without Fay. Sure enough, at the next meeting, Fay started,
"You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a busload of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big gold find up in Alaska, and they say....
" Just then, the women all stood up and started for the door. Fay was disconcerted but only for a moment, then she understood what was going on and said,
"Hey! Girls! Hold on, hold on!
There's plenty of time 'cause the bus doesn't leave till morning!"

 

[Jarred Santos]

A pretty roundabout way of telling everyone what she thought they were eh