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Fascinating!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and
I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way
he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him for his
offering.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.
 
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