[Cheb]

Fascinate​

A grade schoolteacher in Kentucky asked her students
to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate" not "Fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word "Fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

 

[Geoff8]

Fascinate​

A grade schoolteacher in Kentucky asked her students
to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my Granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate" not "Fascinating."
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you
to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no
way he could damage the word "Fascinate" so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."

Very good lol

 

[Wandiwa]

Same joke really ....
The cute trainee teacher asks the class to use URINATE in a sentence.
Little Johny's hand shot up, and the trainee teacher blissfully unaware lets Johny have his turn.
Johny says "URINATE, but if your boobs were bigger you'd be a 10."