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Farmer's Boy

A farmer’s boy woke up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast.

The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done.

He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chicken.
While going about it, a chicken pecks him and he kicks it.

He goes to the pigsty and when one pig knocks him, he knocks it back.

He went ahead to milk their cow and while close to finishing,
the cow kicked the bucket and spilled the milk. He kicked the cow too.

The mother saw everything and told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken.
No bacon because he kicked the pig and no milk because he kicked the cow too.

While in the house, he saw his dad come down the stairs
and when the cat almost tripped him, he kicked it.

The boy looked at his mother and said,

‘‘should I tell him or will you?’’
 
A farmer’s boy woke up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast.

The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done.

He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chicken.
While going about it, a chicken pecks him and he kicks it.

He goes to the pigsty and when one pig knocks him, he knocks it back.

He went ahead to milk their cow and while close to finishing,
the cow kicked the bucket and spilled the milk. He kicked the cow too.

The mother saw everything and told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken.
No bacon because he kicked the pig and no milk because he kicked the cow too.

While in the house, he saw his dad come down the stairs
and when the cat almost tripped him, he kicked it.

The boy looked at his mother and said,

‘‘should I tell him or will you?’’
OH MY GOD :ROFLMAO: I DON'T LIKE HOW I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHAT THE MOTHER WAS GOING TO SAY NEXT!
 
A farmer’s boy woke up and went to the kitchen to get breakfast.

The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done.

He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chicken.
While going about it, a chicken pecks him and he kicks it.

He goes to the pigsty and when one pig knocks him, he knocks it back.

He went ahead to milk their cow and while close to finishing,
the cow kicked the bucket and spilled the milk. He kicked the cow too.

The mother saw everything and told him no eggs because he kicked the chicken.
No bacon because he kicked the pig and no milk because he kicked the cow too.

While in the house, he saw his dad come down the stairs
and when the cat almost tripped him, he kicked it.

The boy looked at his mother and said,

‘‘should I tell him or will you?’’
Huh ???
 

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