Falling Brick
A builder working on the 30th floor of a new construction accidentally drops a brick.
As it is falling the worker realizes there is a person directly below and it is going to land fully on his head
so he yells at the top of his voice "FALLING BRICK !!!"
The person below looks up and sees the brick and it narrowly misses him, so happy to be alive he races up the building to the worker and thanks him for saving his life then rewards him with $20.
The worker gets back to work very proud of himself
a little later he accidentally bumps another brick and again yells at the top of his voice "FALLING BRICK !!!"
again narrowly missing a pedestrian walking down the street.
He too races up to the worker and thanks him for saving his life and rewards him with $20.
The worker now thinks this is a good way to make some extra cash
so he drops yet another brick and yells at the top of his voice "FALLING BRICK !!!"
Another grateful passerby rushes up to thank him for saving his life and rewards him with money.
While this was happening, his foreman who had seen him doing this throughout the day approached him and asked if he could try it.
The foreman (a stutterer) then grabs a brick and drops it and yells at the top of his voice
"Fa, fa, fa, fa..... F**kin' got him"
