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Faith Healer
A faith healer was in town and assembled a crowd under a makeshift tent promising to heal illnesses.....
The first pilgrim wandered down the aisle on crutches......
" OH holy healer, all my life i have been crippled, i just want to once be able to stand upright all on my own......The healer uttered a few comforting words, ran his hands over her legs and shouted....
" Lord let us pray that this afflicted soul will soon be cured "
The afflicted soul cast aside her crutches saying thank you , i can now walk unassisted...... she exited the tent and drove away in the new Hyundai I 30 her father had bought for her the night before......
He was able to return the electric wheelchair he had on standby to the manufacturer, just in case the faith healer was a scammer
Stevie Wonder shuffled his way down towards the podium....." You will never guess who i keep bumping into at the supermarket "
" And who is that Stevie "...???? " Fucken Everybody "....
" Holy man, i have forever been blind......I just want to be able to see properly and stop ringing the wrong phone number when i call to say i love you...... I do not even know ladies called Evelyn, Fiona and Maggie......."....." The Holy man placed his hands over Stevie's eyes,
" Lets us pray people that this man's sight may be restored "
The final afflicted soul was Billy Cokebottle......
Now if you know Billy, this joke could go in about 15 different directions.....
But he approached the holy healer and said that he needed divine help with his hearing.......
The Faith Healer placed a tender hand on each of Billie's ears and uttered a once in a lifetime prayer........
" Billy has that made a difference to your hearing "......
" I cannot be sure holy man......I am not due in court until next Friday......"""
