[Luckyus]

Facebook Follies​

In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook,
“I’ve blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3,” rather than,
“I’ve just f*cked my fourteen year old escort.”


The police still haven’t seen the funny side of it, and they’ve confiscated my laptop.


However, the news isn’t all bad; the wife has gone to stay with her mother.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Facebook Follies​

In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook,
“I’ve blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3,” rather than,
“I’ve just f*cked my fourteen year old escort.”


The police still haven’t seen the funny side of it, and they’ve confiscated my laptop.


However, the news isn’t all bad; the wife has gone to stay with her mother.

All the neighbours are steering clear of me, but all the mates think I'm an absolute stud