[Skipton]

Eye Of The Beholder!​

This guy who was sitting next to me on the bus
pulled out a photo of his wife and said
''She's beautiful, isn't she?''
I said, ''If you think she's beautiful,
you should see my Missus mate.''
He said, ''Why, is she a stunner?''
I said, ''No, she's an optician!''

 

[Wandiwa]

Ahhhh beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.