[Skipton]

Experience!​

Mary was late for school and the principal asked her why.
She explained: “I had to take our cow to our neighbors
so that the bull could get her pregnant.”
The principal said:
“Couldn’t your father do that?”
Mary replied: “I suppose he could,
but I think the bull has had more experience.”

 

[Wandiwa]

Dad would probably need a couple of milk crates as well to stand on.