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Even Punnier!

I've always wondered if chickens communicated using foul language.
Maybe only when they're egg cited.

An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

I didn’t think the chiropractor would improve my posture.
But I stand corrected.

I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.


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