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Eric's Beard
A Married Man, named Eric, was visiting his "Girlfriend" on one of his immoral nights out, when she requested that he shaves off his Beard.
"Oh Eric, I like your Beard, but I would really love to see and stroke your handsome face."
Eric replied," But my Wife loves this Beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!"
"Oh, please?" the Girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.
"Oh, really, I can't," he replies" My Wife loves this Beard!"
The Girlfriend asked once more, and Eric sighs and finally gives in and shaves off his beard.
That night when Eric got home he crawls into bed while his Wife is sleeping.
The Wife is awakened somewhat sleepily, feels his face and says, "Roy, you shouldn't be here right now, my Husband will be home soon!"
