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ENTRY INTO HEAVEN
PADDY an Irishman dies and is standing at the Pearly Gates entry into Heaven when Saint PETER comes along and asked PADDY what he wanted, PADY replies I like to come in please. Saint PETER tells PADDY We are expanding the southern part of Heaven and you will have to wait until we are finished.
However I can ask you 3 questions and if you get them all right you can come into Heaven straight away.
1st question what days of the week start with the Letter T ? PADDY replies TODAY AND TOMORROW Saint PETER replies Hm. I will have to give you that one.
2nd question How many seconds are there in a year ? PADDY says Hm. That`s a hard one After a short while PADDY says 12, Saint PETER ask PADDY How did you gey that answer ? PADDY replies 2nd January, the 2nd February, the 2nd of March right through to the 2nd December. Saint PETER replies Hm. I will have to give you that answer as well.
3rd Question What is GOD`s Name? PADDY says that is an easy question the answer is HALLOWED, Saint PETER asked where on earth did you get that answer. PADDY replies it comes from the LORDS PRAYER Our Father who art in Heaven Hallowed be thy name.
Saint PETER had a big smile on his face and opened the gate to let PADDY in.
