Does the security guard need to do a strip search on. Oncoming patrons?
Talking about checking inside peoples pants... Did you know there's an easy way to find out if a girl really likes you. You put your hand in her pants and if it feels like you're feeding a horse, then she really likes you.
 
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Talking about checking inside peoples pants... Did you know there's an easy way to find out if a girl really likes you. You put your hand in her pants and if it feels like you're feeding a horse, then she really likes you.
These days it would be unlikely to find a hairy patch!
 
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