[Skipton]

Enthusiastic​

A man ran home from work,
pulled his wife into the bedroom,
threw her on the bed and pulled
the blankets up over them.
She was shocked, he hadn't been
like this for over twenty years.
Then her husband said
''Look my new watch, it glows in the dark!''

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

 

[Bob’s Buddy]

The boy never leaves them.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning pun. Doctor Doctor, the first thirty minutes I'm up every morning I feel dizzy, What should I do? Get up half an hour later.

 

[Reet]

Three boys are bragging about their fathers.
"My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does""
"Well my dad's a hunter and he can fire his gun and be there before the bullet"
"That's nothing" the third boy said, "My dad works for the government. He stops working at 4.30 and gets home by 3.45."