[Skipton]

Enough To Drive You To Drink!​

" Mick, the Australian Bureau of Statistics
have just released some alarming figures......."
" And what are they Paddy..."..???
" They reckon 90% of the people who live
on the Gold Coast in Queensland are over 55..."
" They also claim that 90% of the residents in Victoria are under 45..."
But the most damning report says 90% of the people who
live in the Northern Territory are over point 05

 

[Ivory]

Only 90%? The stats are flawed!