[SirExton]

Encyclopedia​

My wife was out shopping, there was a knock at the door, Knock! Knock! I opened the door and there was a delivery driver, with a huge box, on a trolley. I said “what is that mate?” He replied, “a complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica Sir!” I said “you must have the wrong house mate! He said “No this correct address Sir, why you thing that Sir? I said “how much does it cost?“ he said “Three and a half thousand Dollars Sir” I said “I am not paying for that!” “now take it back!!” He said “why are you so sure Sir!” I said “because, my wife dam well knows everything!!!”