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En Garde!
As you probably know the guards at Buckingham Palace are not supposed to move a muscle.
One day one of the guards moved just a bit. The sergeant rushed over and said "John, did I see you flinch?"
John replied "Yes sir. You see there was a squirrel in the tree.
He ran down the tree across the road then straight up my pants leg."
“I see John, is that why you flinched?"
“No sir. There was another squirrel. He, too, came down the tree across the road and up me leg.
So I had two squirrels resting in me crotch."
The sergeant thought for a moment then said "And that's what made you flinch?"
“No sir, it was when I heard one say, 'Let's have one now and save the other for winter.'"
