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Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
 
Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
Fair warning to all newly married husbands, eh? :ROFLMAO:
 
Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
good one!
 
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Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
I'm with here
 
Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
Lol, so her husband laughed at her screaming with pain and so she bashed him with a frying pan! Hahaha Poor bugger Lol.
 
Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
😂😂
 
Emergency!

A woman called for an ambulance....
Operator: ''How may I help you?''
Woman: ''I banged my toe against the coffee table and it hurts.''
Operator: ''And you want an ambulance for that?''
Woman: ''No, the ambulance is for my husband;
He shouldn't have laughed like that!''
Funny
 

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