[Skipton]

Emergency Flashers​

A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day.
So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers…
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, Officer” says the woman, calmly.
“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the Officer…
“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day.
So, she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She then takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers…
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn’t very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”
“My car broke down, Officer” says the woman, calmly.
“Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?!” asks the Officer…
“Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!” she replies.

NOOOOO I can't believe what I just read...