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EM!
Little Johnny...he comes comes home from school and proudly says to his mum, "I learned a new word today, mummy. Do you want to hear it?"
"Oh lovely, yes please," said mummy, but cautiously asks, "what does your new word start with darling?"
"Eff!" says Johnny.
"Oh dear," thinks mummy, but..."What does it end with sweetheart?"
"Em!" says Johnny brightly.
"Oh that's sounds like a nice word," says mummy with relief, "What is this nice word, precious?"
Johnny looks up at mummy with a big proud smile and says, "Fu*k'em!