[Vinylted]

Elective Surgery​

A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot.


The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.


Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the

Bruce Highway.

You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will

come good,

but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."


The man groans, but the doctor goes on,


"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the

technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.

I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and

this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five

incher now, she might be disappointed.

It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision"


The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes into the man’s hospital ward the next day.

"So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite bench tops."

 

[Gazman]

Elective Surgery​

A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot.


The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.


Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the

Bruce Highway.

You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will

come good,

but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."


The man groans, but the doctor goes on,


"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the

technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.

I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and

this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five

incher now, she might be disappointed.

It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision"


The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes into the man’s hospital ward the next day.

"So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite bench tops."

Think the bench tops would be worth $1000 somehow@!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Elective Surgery​

A man wakes up in a Brisbane hospital bandaged from head to foot.


The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.


Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the

Bruce Highway.

You're going to be ok; you'll walk again and your lungs will

come good,

but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."


The man groans, but the doctor goes on,


"You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the

technology to build a new penis.

They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want.

I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and

this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now, she might be a bit put out.

If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five

incher now, she might be disappointed.

It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision"


The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes into the man’s hospital ward the next day.

"So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite bench tops."

Hahaha Well done Vinylted that made me laugh my head off so they don't have sex any more Lol

 

[Mistydolphin1]

Hahahaha love that one.