[Skipton]

El Problemo!​

Because our new refrigerator was taller than our old one,
I told my wife I'd have to cut away part of an overhanging cabinet to make it fit.
Not wanting to mess it up, I called a local radio home-fix-it program for advice.
I was in the middle of getting the instructions when my wife burst into the room.
"You won't believe this," she said,
"but there's a guy on the radio with the same problem!"

 

[Observer]

DUH

 

[Dennis]

After the interruption I wonder if he managed to get the rest of the instructions, or the job is waiting to be finished?

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What animal drops from the clouds? A reindeer.

 

[Bob Patterson]

Allways cut twice and measure once ; or is it the other way around ?

 

[mOiOz]

Allways cut twice and measure once ; or is it the other way around ?

To be precise... always call twice and text once for a carpenter...!

 

[Johan van Zalen]

To be precise... always call twice and text once for a carpenter...!

Yeah better still

 

[thomas]

Beware!!!

Another scam going around

Got this today and I am not even a Bendigo Bank customer, never have been .



Temporary Card Suspension Notice

Dear Bendigo Customer,

We recently updated our payment system and discovered that your card was temporarily suspended by mistake. This suspension prevents you from using your card until it is reactivated.

We apologize for the inconvenience caused. The reactivation process is simple and will only take a few minutes. Please visit our website and follow the steps to reactivate your card.

Until reactivation, you will be unable to:

• Make online payments
• Withdraw cash from ATMs
• Use your card at Point of Sale (POS) terminals

It is important to reactivate your card as soon as possible. Please do not ignore this email.

Reactivate Your Card​

After reactivation, your card will function securely without any issues.

We apologize once more for this inconvenience and appreciate your understanding. For any questions or assistance, our customer support team is here to help.

For help or questions, please contact our customer service team.

For assistance, contact our customer service team via email or phone.

Kind Regards,

The Bendigo Banking Security Team​

© 2024 Bendigo Banking Co

 

[UruauP]

Busted !