[SirExton]

Egypt​

 

[nifty8753]

These type of jokes really tickle my fancy. Very funny

 

[SirExton]

I asked a Lady, "if I could tickle her fancy?" She smacked me across the face, before I could tell her the joke! Honest!

 

[chinkapook]

Good one

 

[BobR]

Looks like he dug up some sweet talk.

 

[Reet]

Excellent!

 

[magpie1]

Thanks @SirExton....now that was a really FUNNY joke....loved it.

 

[Ezzy]

I asked a Lady, "if I could tickle her fancy?" She smacked me across the face, before I could tell her the joke! Honest!

Don't think it was her fancy but rather what you fancied.

 

[SirExton]

Don't think it was her fancy but rather what you fancied.

Have a great day Ezzy

Two ladies enter the lift of a 56 story building, at the 51st floor. A retired older gentleman enters the lift at the 50th floor. As the lift descends one of the ladies pull out a fragrance spray from her purse and sprays her neck and says "Compassion One hundred and twenty three dollars an ounce"

As the lift descended another couple of floors the other lady takes her fragrance bottle from her purse and sprays both sides of her neck and says "Chanel number 5 two hundred and fifty dollars an ounce"

As the lift nears the ground floor the old guy lets out a bottom burp. As the doors open at the ground floor the gentleman walks through the open doors and looks back at the two ladies and says "Broccoli two dollars seventy five cents a bunch!"

Moral of the story; Don't mess with Old Guys!

 

[Ezzy]

Have a great day Ezzy

Two ladies enter the lift of a 56 story building, at the 51st floor. A retired older gentleman enters the lift at the 50th floor. As the lift descends one of the ladies pull out a fragrance spray from her purse and sprays her neck and says "Compassion One hundred and twenty three dollars an ounce"

As the lift descended another couple of floors the other lady takes her fragrance bottle from her purse and sprays both sides of her neck and says "Chanel number 5 two hundred and fifty dollars an ounce"

As the lift nears the ground floor the old guy lets out a bottom burp. As the doors open at the ground floor the gentleman walks through the open doors and looks back at the two ladies and says "Broccoli two dollars seventy five cents a bunch!"

Moral of the story; Don't mess with Old Guys!

Love it. Thanks. Just what l needed to relax me before bedtime.

 

[SirExton]

Love it. Thanks. Just what l needed to relax me before bedtime.

Hi Ezzy
Glad to hear it tickled your fancy and you were relaxed enough for bed. Ha! ha!

I am in Perth Western Australia, Where about's are you on the great continent Australia?

Take care and stay safe!
Regards
Phil

 

[Ezzy]

Hi Ezzy
Glad to hear it tickled your fancy and you were relaxed enough for bed. Ha! ha!

I am in Perth Western Australia, Where about's are you on the great continent Australia?

Take care and stay safe!
Regards
Phil

Hi Phil
Great to know you are a neighbour. I am south of Perth in W.A. Exactly what l needed.

Will do my best to stay safe thanks.

Wish the same for you.
Regards
Eric.