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Ed Zachary disease
A woman was concerned that she wasn't able to meet up with gentlemen to potentially start any kind of a relationship.
So she went off to a doctor who wasn't really able to help her but said there was an Asian Specialist that might be able to help her.
She made an appointment to see the Asian Specialist. Upon arriving, she was ushered in to his room for an assessment.
They introduced themselves to each other and he began to read the notes that the doctor had written up.
In a somewhat poor English/Asian accent he said.......
"Ok. Take off cloves."
She stripped.
He said, "On hands and knees prease".
She got on to her hands and knees.
He said, "Craw acloss loom prease".
She crawled across the room.
He said, "Now, craw back".
She crawled back.
He said, "Prease get dlessed".
She got dressed and sat in the chair.
"Well???" she asked.
The Asian Specialist said "You have worst case of Ed Zachary dilease I ever see."
She asked him in a bit if a fearful state, "What is Ed Zachary disease???"
He said, "Dat when you face look ed zachary rike your ass."
