[Skipton]

EBay​

Got home from work today to find
that my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow
I will lower the price.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Saw this joke yesterday thought it might be a change from my usual postings. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged, working as a student nurse I found an old gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with his suitcase at is feet, who insisted he did not want my help in leaving the hospital, after a chat about rules being rules he reluctantly let me take him down to the elevator, on the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him, I don't know he said, she is still upstairs in the bathroom changing out her hospital gown.

 

[Luckyus]

You feel like that sometimes' Like when.
Some people wake up feeling like a million dollars.
And I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

 

[UruauP]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Saw this joke yesterday thought it might be a change from my usual postings. Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged, working as a student nurse I found an old gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with his suitcase at is feet, who insisted he did not want my help in leaving the hospital, after a chat about rules being rules he reluctantly let me take him down to the elevator, on the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him, I don't know he said, she is still upstairs in the bathroom changing out her hospital gown.

Nice one.

 

[Reet]

Clever Skipton. But don't lower the p rice, you must get what they are really worth!!