[Skipton]

Easy Peasy!​

A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and
you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house
and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies,
The One In The Middle.
He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman.
How do you know?!
The Mother Replies,
I DON'T LIKE HER!

 

[Mustang GT]

Oops, not a good start

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. What's old, wrinkled and hangs out your jocks? Your grandma.

 

[UruauP]

Mothers know best.

 

[Wandiwa]

Mum picked the one she didn't like ...
Dad woulda guessed the one with the biggest boobs.

 

[Still Ebby]

Dennis R's Morning Sick Joke. What's old, wrinkled and hangs out your jocks? Your grandma.

Ha ha Dennis are you impying something else? Naughty naughty