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mOiOz

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DYING MAN

A man who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, daughter and his wife and nurse.
Says to his eldest son:
- To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly Hills homes

- To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza.

- To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a great future, I leave the City Center offices.

- And you, my dear wife, the three residential buildings towers in downtown.

The nurse, impressed, tells his wife: Madam, your husband is very rich. He has many properties! You all are so lucky!!
And the wife retorts:
Rich??? Lucky???

He is a Milkman!!! Those are his routes !!!
 

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