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Driving Test
Luigi and Giuseppie decide that to become gainfully employed in their new country - they would become truckies. After some training they go to the MVR to sit their tests. Giuseppie is first up, and he and the examiner head out on the road.
Giuseppie is doing fine, and the examiner starts to talk to him as he is put through his paces.
After a while, they're driving down a steep hill and the examiner asks,
"Suppose you were coming down this hill and a car comes out from your left
and almost at the same instant, one comes out from your right?"
"I'ma go aright. Alefta, aright, an I missem by thisa mucha"
(he indicates a small distance with thumb and forefinger).
"Very good," said the examiner.
Luigi's turn comes around and the examiner starts the same routine.
"Suppose you are coming down this hill, a car shoots out on you left and another on your right -
and at that instant your brakes fail. What would you do?".
Without hesitation, Luigi says, "Ima gunna wake upa Giuseppie".
A bit taken back, the examiner asks, "Why would you do that?".
"Because" explains Luigi, "He's never seen a en abig accident likea dis before!”
