[mick.idgaf]

Driving Home​

Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night, when Anne yelled at him to stop the car.
Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.
Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?
"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."
Anne says, "But what about the smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
Dave is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

 

[Gazman]

Some of the fairer sex may be offended here?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Driving Home​

Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night, when Anne yelled at him to stop the car.
Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.
Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?
"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."
Anne says, "But what about the smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
Dave is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Lol that is funny Lol what a thing to say, poor baby skunk. Hope David is Ok. Hahaha

 

[Luckyus]

Driving Home​

Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night, when Anne yelled at him to stop the car.
Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.
Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?
"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."
Anne says, "But what about the smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
Dave is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

I think when I post a joke I won't give a warning.

 

[Hrynpa]

Driving Home​

Dave and his wife, Anne, were driving home one very cold night, when Anne yelled at him to stop the car.
Anne jumps out and picks up a little bundle that was laying in the road. She brings it back to the car and it turns out it was a baby skunk. It was barely alive, but very cold.
Anne says, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Dave says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to keep it warm?
"Put it between your legs. It ought to be nice and warm there."
Anne says, "But what about the smell?"
"Just hold his little nose."
Dave is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

Ha Ha