[thomas]

drinking​

a bloke slowly trudges into a pub, head down, shoulders drooped, face all miserable, he walks up to the bar and sits down.
the barman says "you look terrible, would you like a drink?"
the bloke says "yes I would love one but I shouldn't drink with what I have got, but then, what the heck, what difference is one drink going to make"
the barman gives him a brandy and the bloke gulps it down.
"gosh, that was good" he says, "I think I will have another thanks"
the barman serves up another brandy and the blokes says "you know, I really shouldn't be drinking this stuff with what I have got"
he then says "well, what the heck, give me another one for luck"
as he drinks it down he says " honestly, I really shouldn't drink this stuff with what I have got"
the barman then says "well, what have you got?"
the bloke says "two dollars twenty five"

 

[Scribbles]

That ..... is ...... hilarious!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

drinking​

a bloke slowly trudges into a pub, head down, shoulders drooped, face all miserable, he walks up to the bar and sits down.
the barman says "you look terrible, would you like a drink?"
the bloke says "yes I would love one but I shouldn't drink with what I have got, but then, what the heck, what difference is one drink going to make"
the barman gives him a brandy and the bloke gulps it down.
"gosh, that was good" he says, "I think I will have another thanks"
the barman serves up another brandy and the blokes says "you know, I really shouldn't be drinking this stuff with what I have got"
he then says "well, what the heck, give me another one for luck"
as he drinks it down he says " honestly, I really shouldn't drink this stuff with what I have got"
the barman then says "well, what have you got?"
the bloke says "two dollars twenty five"

Lol What a good trick Lol I should try that with a barman some time Hahaha

 

[Hrynpa]

drinking​

a bloke slowly trudges into a pub, head down, shoulders drooped, face all miserable, he walks up to the bar and sits down.
the barman says "you look terrible, would you like a drink?"
the bloke says "yes I would love one but I shouldn't drink with what I have got, but then, what the heck, what difference is one drink going to make"
the barman gives him a brandy and the bloke gulps it down.
"gosh, that was good" he says, "I think I will have another thanks"
the barman serves up another brandy and the blokes says "you know, I really shouldn't be drinking this stuff with what I have got"
he then says "well, what the heck, give me another one for luck"
as he drinks it down he says " honestly, I really shouldn't drink this stuff with what I have got"
the barman then says "well, what have you got?"
the bloke says "two dollars twenty five"

Funny