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Drinking Pepsi
An airplane loaded with cans of Pepsi and sales reps crash landed in deep dark Africa.
A search party was sent out to look for the plane and try to find any survivors.
They found the plane. No signs of anybody but lots and lots of empty cans of Pepsi.
As they went in to the jungle they came across a tribe of cannibals.
They sat down and started talking with the chief. They asked about the survivors.
The chief said they had found the plane and ate the survivors.
Shocked, the search party leader asked the chief what he meant just to get the story straight.
The chief said that they ate the arms and drank the Pepsi. They ate the legs and drank the Pepsi.
They ate the heads and drank the Pepsi. They ate the bodies and drank the Pepsi.
The leader of the search party was shocked. He then asked if they even at their 'things', pointing towards the genital area.
The chief had said they didn't eat 'their 'things' because things always go better with Coke.
