[Luckyus]

Drink Stella​

Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stella. Barman asks,
"What's wrong with Stella ?" Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of it last night and when I came round I was f***ing Skint"
Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same."
Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog...

 

[Wandiwa]

My very cute girlfriend used to drink a bottle of vodka every night.
She stopped, because she said she was waking up in the morning with a sore ass.