[Skipton]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

 

[Margaret Peden]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

 

[Margaret Peden]

love it!

 

[Dennis]

good one. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty.

 

[Gazman]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

Ha ha very funny

 

[JTeyssier]

I like it, hilarious...!

 

[SirExton]

 

[Jest]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

just where do you get them from?. love it

 

[Emmy Im12]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

Lol, you mean you drove a Bus being drunk! how stupid can you be! hope the cops read this and arrest you. Hahaha.

 

[Jest]

you are such a funny man.

 

[Vinylted]

A variation on a theme, but very well done.

 

[Defiant540]

DRINK DRIVING​

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends
at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit,
I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise,
as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

absolute cracker!

 

[Wandiwa]

good one. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a woman with a cat on her head? Kitty.

She's probably married to Claude.