[Skipton]

Dr Geezer​

An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic: Get your treatment for $500 - if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: “Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, very annoyed, goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory; I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't -- that's Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's $1000." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer.
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Taurie Anne Quirke]

Thank you, Skipton. That broke me up. try this. A little boy is only born with a head. Every morning his mother puts his head on the windowsill to look outside. Head ask "over there in the park, I can see kids playing soccer, can I go and play? Mothe says "You must pray really heard for a Torso" the boy prays, next morning he has a Torso. Boy asks, "Can I go across to the park and play soccer?" Mother says, "You better pray for some legs" Boy prays, next morning he has a pair of legs. Asks "can I go across the road and play soccer? Mother says "you better pray for some Arms" boy prays, next morning he has a pair of Arms. Asks "can I go and play now; I have a full body?" mother says "YES" Boy runs outside across the road and gets run over by a truck! Moral to this story "Stop while you are a Head. Cheers Taurie Not tech savvy don't even know if you got this. hopefully yes though!

 

[Littleboy8]

Thank you, Skipton. That broke me up. try this. A little boy is only born with a head. Every morning his mother puts his head on the windowsill to look outside. Head ask "over there in the park, I can see kids playing soccer, can I go and play? Mothe says "You must pray really heard for a Torso" the boy prays, next morning he has a Torso. Boy asks, "Can I go across to the park and play soccer?" Mother says, "You better pray for some legs" Boy prays, next morning he has a pair of legs. Asks "can I go across the road and play soccer? Mother says "you better pray for some Arms" boy prays, next morning he has a pair of Arms. Asks "can I go and play now; I have a full body?" mother says "YES" Boy runs outside across the road and gets run over by a truck! Moral to this story "Stop while you are a Head. Cheers Taurie Not tech savvy don't even know if you got this. hopefully yes though!

That’s funny thanks