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Don't Flush! Don't Flush!

A blind man visits Australia. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Australia,” says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge bar stool and orders a beer.
A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow these drinks are big!”
The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Australia.”
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is.
“Second door to the right,” says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the
third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts,

“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
 
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Don't Flush! Don't Flush!

A blind man visits Australia. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Australia,” says the bellhop.
The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge bar stool and orders a beer.
A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow these drinks are big!”
The bartender replies, “Everything is big in Australia.”
After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is.
“Second door to the right,” says the bartender.
The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the
third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in.
Popping his head up from under the water and flailing his arms, he shouts,

“Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
Lol poor bugger didn't he ask for a helper Hahaha
 
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