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Don’t mess with old people:
Fred is an older man living on his own when he spots burglars breaking into the shed in his garden one night.
Naturally, he’s left feeling a little insecure by this turn of events, so he calls 911.
Well, the 911 operator advises Fred that there are no patrol cars available in his area to help him right now.
So Fred hangs up the phone and waits for a few minutes before he calls 911 again.
“I called you a few minutes ago to report burglars in my garden shed. Well you can cancel my request for help now because I’ve just shot them all”, says Fred.
Within minutes there are three patrol cars outside Fred’s house with sirens wailing and blue lights flashing.
One of the police officers marches up the drive and says to Fred, “I thought you said you’d shot them all?”
“And I thought you said that there were no patrol cars available,” says Fred.