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Dogs unable to Disengage

Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her
neighbor's male dog while the neighbor was on vacation.

She had a large house and she believed that she could
keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she
heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found
the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently
happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what
to do next, and although it was very late at night,
she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said,
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.

I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing
will make the male lose his erection and he will be
able to withdraw."

"Do you think that will work?" she asked.


"Just worked for me," he replied.
 

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