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Doggone!
A German dwarf jumped into the river yesterday
to save my little dog who was drowning.
After he climbed out of the water he handed me the dog and said.
''Here is ze dog, keep him varm, dry him off, then
give him some vitamin C and he vill be fine.''
I said to him, ''Are you a little vet?''
He replied, ''A little vet?'' ''I'm bloody soaking!''
