[Ian D]

Doctors results​

Doctor: I've had your tests back and there's some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've only got 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: I should have told you yesterday.

 

[CraigF]

24 hours to live - good news?

 

[Mrtnst]

24 hours to live - good news?

For the doctor... if he had told the patient earlier there would have been time for the patient to pay his bill.

 

[UNIT1000]

that be right f...uk

 

[Dennis]

An oldie but a good one.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

 

[Littleboy8]

Love your jokes ian

 

[Crestwood96]

Change Doctor's

 

[Ian D]

Change Doctor's

Run clean out of time to do that

 

[Iggydi]

Change Doctor's

He doesn't need too