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Doctor on rounds
A consultant often takes junior doctors and medical students on ward rounds.
One patient had an oxygen mask on trying to speak with it still on he blurted out:
"Are my testicles black". The doctor lifted his bedclothes, and said: "No, they look okay to me".
Slightly lifting his mask the patient said: " I asked, are my test results back".