Divorce
Why did I get divorced? Well, last year on my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy Birthday boss!"
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch.
After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay." I said.She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake,
my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!
while I was waiting on the sofa....................naked !