Divine Guidance
A policeman pulled me over yesterday.
"I couldn't help but notice you swerving all over the road,
sir. Would you mind telling me how much you've had to drink?"
"Oh I'm sorry officer, it was my dog acting up. It won't happen again."
The policeman glanced over to the dog in the passenger seat,
"That's a nice dog you've got there. What kind is he?"
"He's a guide dog." I said.