[Skipton]

Disarmed!​

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.
His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole
individual for an offense committed by his limb.”
“Well put,” the judge replied.
“Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses.”
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance,
he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

 

[Dennis]

Interesting verdict.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did they cross a homing pigeon with a parrot? So, if it got lost it could ask for directions.

 

[Bob Patterson]

Verry good

 

[thomas]

now THAT is my kind of humor

 

[larkin_lot]

To each thier own

 

[RieTreesSilver]

Interesting verdict.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did they cross a homing pigeon with a parrot? So, if it got lost it could ask for directions.

not if its a male

 

[Nettles]

not if its a male

Very good

 

[Reet]

Two elderly women out driving one day came to an intersection. The light was red, but they just carried on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself: “I must be losing it. I could’ve sworn we just went through a red light.”

At the next set of lights, they again sailed on through, and while the woman in the passenger seat was almost certain the light had been red, she was still concerned she might be losing it. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through once more.

At last she turned to her companion and said, “Mildred, we just ran three red lights. You could have killed us!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “You mean I’m driving?”

 

[Dennis]

Must have been the birth
of the driver less car.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Not all construction work is equally enjoyable, for example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

 

[UruauP]

Clever

 

[Crestwood96]

Now that was a good one

 

[Reet]

Must have been the birth
of the driver less car.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Not all construction work is equally enjoyable, for example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.

Good one Dennis.