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Dis-Organised!
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped
over a lamp. He turned around and
kicked the lamp out of anger. A few
seconds later, a genie popped out of
the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even
though you kicked me, I still have to
give you three wishes. However,
because of what you did, I will also
give twice what you wish for to the
person you hate the most: your boss.
So the man agreed and made his first
wish. "I want lots of money", he
said. Instantly 22 million dollars
appeared in the man's bank account
and 44 million appeared in his boss'
account. For his second wish, the man wished
for a couple of sports cars. Instantly
a Lamborghini, Ferrari and Porsche
appeared. At the same time two of
each car appeared outside of his
boss' house. Finally the genie said, "This is your
last wish, you should choose
carefully," and to this the man
replied, "I've always wanted to
donate a kidney..."
