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A Newfoundlander is visiting Texas and starts a conversation with a Texan at a local bar.
The Texan asks the Newfie where he's from and the Newfie says,
"You know where New York is?"
The Texan says, "Yeh, yeh, I know where New York is."
The Newfie says, "Well bye, you just drive north of dere about 6 hours,
turn right for 3 hours and catch a 6-hour ferry and you're there in Newfoundland."
The Texan says, "That's got to be close to China!"
The Newfie thinks about this and then says,
"Lard tunderin' Jaysus bye", I tink you might be right.......
I work with a Chinese guy, and he goes home for lunch every day!
