[Luckyus]

Dinner with the Queen​

Prince Frederik and Princess Mary of Denmark are invited to dinner with the Queen and Prince Philip and family members. For Princess Mary, this is to be her first time meeting the British Royal Family family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating an exquisite meal.
Princess Mary is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains in her tummy are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she has no option, but to slightly relieve herself and leaning slightly to the right, lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, more like... T'hoooseday, but everyone at the table heard the poot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, Prince Philip looked over at the Queen's Corgi that had been snoozing near Princess Mary's left leg, and said in a rather stern voice, "Holly!"
Princess Mary thought, "I'm ok, this is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, Princess Mary didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. Prince Philip looked up from his wine glass, again stared at the Corgi and yelled, "Dammit Holly!"
Once again the Princess smiled and thought, "Yes!" and a few minutes later she found that she just had to let another one rip. This time, being an Aussie, she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivalled a ship's fog horn!
Again, Prince Philip looked at the dog and with undisguised disgust yelled,


"For fvcks sake, Holly, get away from her before she shits on you!"