Did You Ever Cheat?
Here's an oldie but a goodie for you.
Three men arrives at the Pearly Gate and are asked by St Peter
"Did you ever cheat on your wife?"
The first man say, "No I never once cheated was not even tempted"
St Peter says "That is truly amazing and you shall be rewarded.
Do you see that Ferrari over there, that is you mode of transport for getting around Heaven".
The second man answers "I did cheat on my wife once
but I was extremely drunk and regretted it for the rest of my days"
St Peter says "I see you are a good man who had a minor setback.
See that VW Beetle over there, that is your mode of transport here in Heaven".
The third man says "I must admit I did fool around occasionally, I have no real excuse just weakness.
St Peter says "See that bicycle over there, that is your mode of transport here in Heaven.
The three men make there way around Heaven getting to know the layout.
A week later the third man is riding his bike when suddenly he see
the first man sitting in his Ferrari sobbing like a baby.
He stops next to the man and says.
"We are in Heaven, not a care in the world, everything catered for,
you have this magnificent Ferrari to get around in and you seem so miserable
What troubles you my friend?"
The first mans says
"You are right, we are in Heaven and everything is catered for and I do have this Ferrari and I have every reason to be happy".
The third man then says " so why arent you happy?, what has you down?"
The first man replies "I just saw my wife go by on a pair of roller skates"
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